Playful Sweetheart T-Shirts

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Call it Tough Love.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Cupid

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Puppy and Kitten.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Candles In Bed

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."