Aloofness Analyst Gifts

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Religion, This End Up

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Confined by Coronavirus

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Amnesia, you say? Did you borrow money from a friend or relative?''

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

The nearness of you.

"Whay do they think about all day?"

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

Cat Philosophy

Avoidance Behaviour.

Scared of Shadows.

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

"I've always felt awkward in social settings."

Covid-19: Self-Isolation Is No Longer Required

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

'Darling! You're not wearing a skirt...'

Pie Chart of Attendance

Apolitical