Aloof Attitude Appreciator Gifts

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Wagging Dog

Jarvis Cocker

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Big business is not evil

David Bowie

The Surly Yoof

'Anything good on tonight?'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Waiting for Dogot

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

"Are you binge watching again?"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Whatever

I'm BAD deal with it

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

Pigtail Picture

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"Weird day"

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."

"I didn't realise something like this could happen in Milton Keynes."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.