Attitude Appreciator Gifts

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Jarvis Cocker

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Pencil eraser."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Let's change that to 'Please be seated'."

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

'Your glass is half full!'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"

The Scream take its temperature

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Courtesy Wave

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

I'm BAD deal with it

"Have you come far?"

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."