Aloof Attitude Appreciator Pillows

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Wagging Dog

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Big business is not evil

The Surly Yoof

'Anything good on tonight?'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"Are you binge watching again?"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Whatever

I'm BAD deal with it

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."

Pigtail Picture

"I didn't realise something like this could happen in Milton Keynes."

"Weird day"

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

Cat Philosophy