Nonchalant Attitude Appreciators Pillows

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Whatever

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

I'm BAD deal with it

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"Sure, Liz, come on up for a drink! And don't mind the place—it's a bit of a crime scene right now."

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

"We'll run some tests: lipoprotein, electrophoresis, SGOT, antibody titration,...oh, oh. I see you're a virgo."

"He was never one to waste words."

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

'We've got you down here as being a devil-may-care drunken lecher. What do you say to that?'

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place, Mr. Willis. This is the bank that DOESN'T care."

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'I wonder if I can reschedule the grocery delivery for Thursday instead of Tuesday?'

'Nonsense, Frank! Can't pay them! Why, before we were married you told me you were well off.' 'So I was. But I didn't know it!'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

New Year

He never could fit in.

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"

What day is it? What difference does it make?

'Tokens Of Our Esteem'