Devil-may-care Attitude Appreciator Pillows

'We've got you down here as being a devil-may-care drunken lecher. What do you say to that?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Whatever!

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

William Tell in his younger years.

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Best Stunt Driver

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

True Modesty.

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

Chairlift to hell.

Kissing Booth

The End.

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

Running with the Devil.

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

"So much for your attorneys."