Devil-may-care Attitude Appreciator Pillows

'We've got you down here as being a devil-may-care drunken lecher. What do you say to that?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Whatever!

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

William Tell in his younger years.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

Best Stunt Driver

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Chairlift to hell.

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

Kissing Booth

The End.

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

True Modesty.

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

Running with the Devil.

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

"So much for your attorneys."

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'