Devil-may-care Attitude Pillows

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Route 666

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whatever!

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"You had me at hell."