Aloof Bachelor Gifts

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'...Please stop the...'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'What's the old saying...'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'Here y'go.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Got any women repellent?'

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'

'What do you think?'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'I don't hear anything.'