Aloof Bachelor Mugs

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'...Please stop the...'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Okey-doke,'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Okay. Let's go.'

'This could be a new record!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Here y'go.'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'What do you think?'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'

'Got any women repellent?'

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

'I don't hear anything.'