Aloof Exerciser Mugs

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Psychiatry in the Park

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Set it on 'slow'."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Sports centre lift.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"He's out jogging."

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'