Allotment Gardening Gifts

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I've left you.Your dinner's in your bloody allotment."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Blooming Nuisance

"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Environmentalist

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."