Allotment Gardening T-Shirts

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I've left you.Your dinner's in your bloody allotment."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Blooming Nuisance

"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.