Allotment Tending T-Shirts

Dress up their passion with our gardening-inspired t-shirts. These comfortable, witty tees are ideal for allotment lovers who like to showcase their green thumb in style.

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'Not here, Fred.'

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"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"

"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!" mockup

"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"

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Prize vegetables.

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'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs' mockup

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

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Allotment

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint. mockup

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

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"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!" mockup

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?" mockup

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs? mockup

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

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"What are you growing?"

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'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.' mockup

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

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Sheds

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"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..." mockup

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

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'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?' mockup

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

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'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?' mockup

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

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'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.' mockup

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

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"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent." mockup

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

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Middle Distance Runners

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Hell's Allotment Holders.

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Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.' mockup

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

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Man halfway through growing a scarecrow mockup

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

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'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.' mockup

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

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"My biggest problem is squatters." mockup

"My biggest problem is squatters."

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'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!' mockup

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

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"Those are my money managers."

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"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?" mockup

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

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"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance." mockup

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

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Gardening Angel.

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'Even with free medical, dental, room and board, I'm still not making it on this allowance.'

'Even with free medical, dental, room and board, I'm still not making it on this allowance.' mockup

'Even with free medical, dental, room and board, I'm still not making it on this allowance.'

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Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

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'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...' mockup

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

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'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

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Allotment Tending T-Shirts Collection

Allotment Tending Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for allotment tending fans. Find humorous, inspiring, and beautiful designs to brighten their mornings.

Allotment Tending Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for allotment enthusiasts. Perfect for relaxing moments, they add a touch of garden-inspired charm to any space.

Allotment Tending Prints

Browse our delightful prints celebrating allotment tending. Ideal for garden sheds, kitchens, or patios, these artworks bring a touch of nature indoors.