Allotments Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone passionate about allotments? Our collection features witty and heartfelt products that celebrate all things gardening and outdoor growing. Whether they’re tending their cabbage or cultivating carrots, these gifts add fun and personality to their green haven. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find a meaningful surprise that complements their love for digging and planting, making every visit to the plot even more special.

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Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint. mockup

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

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Prize vegetables.

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Allotment

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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An old man growing berries

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs? mockup

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

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'Not here, Fred.'

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"What are you growing?"

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'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.' mockup

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

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'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs' mockup

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

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Sheds

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"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..." mockup

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

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'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?' mockup

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

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"Why don't other people ever do this?" mockup

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

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He was forced to take early retirement. mockup

He was forced to take early retirement.

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'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.' mockup

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

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Middle Distance Runners

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Hell's Allotment Holders.

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Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.' mockup

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

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'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.' mockup

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

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"My biggest problem is squatters." mockup

"My biggest problem is squatters."

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'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

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