Algebra Warrior Gifts

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Nervous Student