Alfresco Diner Gifts

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Rabbits picknick

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Sorry, that's probably one of mine.

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"