Al-fresco Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Advanced footsie

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Planting veggies

'Whatever he's eating.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"....and hold the garlic."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Platter confusion.