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"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Advanced footsie

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Planting veggies

Thermidor Dali

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"....and hold the garlic."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Platter confusion.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."