Al Fresco Fanatic T-Shirts

'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Walkers

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Pompeii restoration project.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"Waiter!"

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

I shop locally!

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."