Al Fresco Fanatic T-Shirts

'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Walkers

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Planting veggies

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Pompeii restoration project.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Waiter!"

I shop locally!

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Expresso Lane

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'