Alfresco Dining Lover Gifts

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

I shop locally!

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."

"Will you call me?"

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."

'Okay, sucker, if I go, the potato salad goes with me.'