Alfresco Dining Lover Gifts

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

I shop locally!

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Will you call me?"

"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."

'Okay, sucker, if I go, the potato salad goes with me.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'