Alfresco Diner Prints

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'The customer is always right...'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Rabbits picknick

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Dinner looks delicious."

Man eating his meal with his feet.