Alfresco Dining Fanatic Prints

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Advanced footsie

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Platter confusion.

"....and hold the garlic."

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Pompeii restoration project.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Let me take that for you."

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"