Airport Satire Fan Pillows

Revealing Airport Security

Carefree luggage.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Do not pass.

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

The Problem with the TSA

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Baggage Reclaim

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

"Goddam Dogs."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

Uh Oh...

Airlines Charge For...Aisle seats, Exit seats, carry-on luggage...

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"