Airbnb Humorist Gifts

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Mouse real estate!

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Bed Fellow

Carpet Cows

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'Gravity wins - again.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I see the Maids have been in!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.