Air Hockey Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Zdeno Chara

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

The Real March of the Penguins.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'