Air Hockey Aficionado Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Hockey Season.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Football.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Fox hunting.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Overruled, you may continue.'