Aging Soccer Enthusiasts Pillows

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Gary turns 40.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Football

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Teenage Angst.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

The Birth of Soccer

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

Football heads...

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Game time.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'