Soccer Nostalgia Lover Pillows

At the Home for Retired Soccer Players.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Funky Facts: Football.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

A prehistoric football match.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Evolution

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Bell ringer.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"Looks like Rick's scored."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Rugby golden oldies.

Football Pudding

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Football junkie.

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'