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Funky Facts: Football.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A prehistoric football match.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Evolution

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"Looks like Rick's scored."

Bell ringer.

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Rugby golden oldies.

Football Pudding

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Maradona memorial.