Aged-to-perfection Advocate Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with our cozy pillows, celebrating aging with style and a touch of wit. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of aging gracefully.

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"Somehow, you saying that 50 is the new 40 doesn't cheer me up!"

"Somehow, you saying that 50 is the new 40 doesn't cheer me up!" mockup

"Somehow, you saying that 50 is the new 40 doesn't cheer me up!"

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"Your contents have shifted."

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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's." mockup

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it." mockup

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

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Ed's receding hairline!

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"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? " mockup

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

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"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"At a certain point, I bring them back." mockup

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are." mockup

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again." mockup

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

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"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch." mockup

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

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"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow." mockup

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

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"I noticed a few browns."

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'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.' mockup

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

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"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?" mockup

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

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"I come from the future."

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"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age." mockup

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

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"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for." mockup

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

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"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older." mockup

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

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'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...' mockup

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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A senior moment.

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'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.' mockup

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

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"Seventy-seven. How about yours." mockup

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

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'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!' mockup

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

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'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.' mockup

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

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"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag." mockup

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all? mockup

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

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Aged-to-perfection Advocate Pillows Collection

Aged-to-perfection Advocate Mugs

Explore our collection of packs and gifts on mugs that celebrate the wisdom and wit of aged-to-perfection advocates. Find the perfect humorous or heartfelt mug today.

Aged-to-perfection Advocate Prints

Decorate with inspiring prints that pay tribute to a life well-lived. A beautiful gift idea for the aged-to-perfection advocate’s home or office.

Aged-to-perfection Advocate T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that honor the art of aging gracefully. Perfect for the aged-to-perfection advocate who loves to wear their pride with humor and style.