Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"
Age-positive Gatherings Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the beauty of growing older while keeping the mood light and fun? Our collection for age-positive gatherings offers humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate every stage of life. Whether it's a birthday, milestone, or simply a gathering of friends and family, these thoughtfully designed products make the perfect memorable keepsake to spread positivity and joy amid aging.
The prying mantis,
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
The devil you know and his plus one
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
Miniature Cattle Fanciers
A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...
Glyndebourne
Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.
Playing cards.
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'
"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."
When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.
"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
Shall I be mother?
"God help us, it's that guy."
A very fine vintage
"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"
Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball
"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."
"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."
"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"
'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'
'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'
"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"
'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'
"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."
Age-positive Gatherings Gifts Collection
Age-positive Gatherings Mugs
Explore our range of age-positive mugs to find the perfect humorous or inspiring gift for celebrations of all ages.
Age-positive Gatherings Pillows
Brighten up your space with pillows that celebrate aging with humor—fantastic gifts for any age-positive event.
Age-positive Gatherings Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that honor life's milestones with cheerful designs and motivational messages.
Age-positive Gatherings T-Shirts
Check out our age-positive t-shirts, designed to spread joy and good vibes at any gathering or casual outing.