Age-positive Gatherings Mugs

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

A very fine vintage

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Being Pampered.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"