Age-positive Gatherings Prints

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Shall I be mother?

"God help us, it's that guy."

A very fine vintage

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."