Adult Gatherings Gifts

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Fall on a desert island

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Glyndebourne

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Midwest Winter Items.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."