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"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Fall on a desert island

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"What about the five that fell through?"

Midwest Winter Items.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'