Age Difference Enthusiast Gifts

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Breast Height Chart

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The Inner Dog.

The end of innocence

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

New Age Pit Bull

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'You can try, but once they're past forty, you can't teach them new tricks.'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'