Age-defying Dabbler Pillows

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Still hip, but not much hop.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Aging Boomers live longer.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.

Skateboarding

'I want to look ten years younger.'