Age-defying Dabbler Gifts

You are growing old

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Optimistic Aging...

Still hip, but not much hop.

'What was the question?'

She IS a raisin

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Aging Boomers live longer.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

We are 50 going on 15...

'I want to look ten years younger.'

A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.