Age-defying Acrobat Pillows

"And I think we can set the age limitations aside."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

She IS a raisin

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

Optimistic Aging...

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"75"

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

'You know you're 40 when...'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"I'm starting to look old."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

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