Young Acrobat In Training Pillows

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Just be yourself."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Giraffe Portrait

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

To Be/Not To Be

Dolphin tricks.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Hire Wire Act

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Teamwork

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Gymnasts

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

A gymnast holding a balloon

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

One Way Tightrope

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Easy shaving

"You did say you wanted more down-time."

"You were always subject to change without notice."

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."