Acrobatic Aficionado Pillows

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Could you keep still?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Giraffe Portrait

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Music Hall Dancers

A Cow Striptease

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Circus

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Jungle Games

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Disney will flip!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."