Acrobatic Aficionado Prints

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'He's maturing early.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Could you keep still?"

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Giraffe Portrait

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Follow that cab!'

Music Hall Dancers

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

A Cow Striptease

Circus

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Jungle Games

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."