Teen In Training Pillows

"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."

"Just be yourself."

Rap music

Super Student

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

To Be/Not To Be

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Dolphin tricks.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"This dog has wheels!"

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

'Virtual patient.'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

Easy shaving

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

He's working his way up to lions!