Afterlife Dreamers Gifts

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"I can't wait for all of our friends to die."

'I'm turning my money into fat and taking it with me.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

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'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'