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"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"I can't wait for all of our friends to die."

'I'm turning my money into fat and taking it with me.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Gates of heaven

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Post-psychoanalysis

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'