Afterlife Accountant Pillows

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Gates of heaven

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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Postcards from Heaven...

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Heaven

Post-psychoanalysis

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"