"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."
After Work Socialite Gifts
Looking for a gift for your after work socialite? Our curated collection features playful and clever items perfect for those who enjoy evening gatherings, socializing, and making every happy hour memorable. Whether they're into stylish accessories or fun home decor, you'll find something that captures their vibrant spirit and love of socializing.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
'A Ball at the Mansion House'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Children's Party
Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...
A little sharpener before dinner, darling?
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"
Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.
"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."
LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'
'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'
A day at the races
'Fill 'er up Fred!'
'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'
"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."
"Brian's considering the optics."
"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."
'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'
Today's Buzz word...
"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."
"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."
"Francophobe meet Francophile."
"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."
"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'
'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'
"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."
"Your party just totally blew us away."
After Work Socialite Gifts Collection
After Work Socialite Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for after work socialites—funny, stylish, and perfect for those evening drinks or morning coffee routines.
After Work Socialite Pillows
Brighten their relaxation space with cozy pillows that celebrate their lively social spirit—fun, stylish, and perfect for unwinding after hours.
After Work Socialite Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of their lively social life—colorful, witty, and inspiring for any after hours enthusiast.
After Work Socialite T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the social life in your loved one—bold, fun, and perfect for night outs or casual hangouts.