After Work Socialite T-Shirts

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Your party just totally blew us away."