Affluent Adventurer Gifts

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This will be hilarious!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Shoot For The Moon

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'